All politicians will fuck you, so vote for the one who will pay for the privilege.
Are you as tired of all the crap you hear from the current presidential candidates as I am? Today’s candidates are as out of touch as ever. Watching a presidential debate these days is like watching a god damn political commercial - nothing is real!
I am here to introduce a new avenue of diplomacy.
Most political candidates do not understand the one common connection between all people. There is one thing that connects us all, a common bond, a shared desire.
I understand it perfectly well. We all like money, sex, and naked chicks.
It’s true. I’ve paid thousands of dollars to political consultants, and that’s what I’ve discovered. Now, more than ever, people care about nothing more than money, sex, and naked chicks. Well, ok, some of us like dicks, and some of us don’t like money as much as others, but fuck it, it’s pretty damn common, right? I think so.
So fuck it, that’s my platform!
I propose that all Americans be blessed with more money, sex, and naked chicks. Those who don’t like money, sex, and naked chicks, well, I dunno, we’ll worry about them next, but first.. let’s focus on the important things.
My fellow Americans, I’m asking you to vote for me, Rex Mundi.
I stand for money, sex, and naked chicks.
Stay tuned for more details about Rex Mundi’s Plan For Prosperty For All Americans.
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